So I decided that I'm going to start blogging. Just now.

I want to know what it's like to have a wide range of 1-2 people reading about my day, hanging onto every word like a subscription to their 3rd favorite magazine, rereading their favorite lines like a math formula in an upcoming test (that one may just apply to me). I imagine it to be ...substantially satisfying.

I will advance down this path and perhaps one day I will arrive to the all-star level of blogging; Vlogging. Yes, the perfect blend of video and blog, which was solely created to convey classified information about the ill-fated day of Wednesday November 5th, 2009 at approximately 2:36:21 p.m. eastern time in the life of the person in the monitor speaking to you and only you which in reality would only be to their camera lens resting on a pile of stacked books in temporary substitution for their broken tripod, will be my domain. My life will then be mass spread through Youtube, and one day, one beauteous day, I may be able to successfully partake in such innovation and grow to have 3 people following up on my life.

Wait, what? Twi.. Twitter? What ghastly thing is that?